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12 'CATS FOR CHRISTMAS

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   Out of sheer boredom while I have a break in between another project (yes, Scotty found full-time work covering prep sports for The Community Press/Enquirer/cincinnati.com) I give you some sheer silliness that I scribbled while watching the MAACO Las Vegas Bowl (and wishing Butch Jones and company were there).
   It's the holiday season, so crank this up on your Christmas karaoke (as always, try to remain in tune so as not to disturb the neighbors).

On the first day of Christmas, Mick Cronin gave to me,
A triple-double for Yancy.

On the second day of Christmas, Mick Cronin gave to me,
Two Wilks dunks,
And a triple-double for Yancy.

On the third day of Christmas, Mick Cronin gave to me,
A three-ball for Wright,
Two Wilks dunks,
And a triple-double for Yancy.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Mick Cronin gave to me,
Four top recruits,
A three-ball for Wright,
Two Wilks dunks,
And a triple-double for Yancy.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Mick Cronin gave to me,
FIVE FIRST TEAM STUDS!
Four top recruits,
Three-ball for Wright,
Two Wilks dunks,
And a triple-double for Yancy.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Mick Cronin gave to me,
Six Seans a shooting,
FIVE FIRST TEAM STUDS!
Four top recruits,
Three-ball for Wright,
Two Wilks dunks,
And a triple-double for Yancy.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Mick Cronin gave to me,
Seven boards for Biggy,
Six Seans a shooting,
FIVE FIRST TEAM STUDS!
Four top recruits,
Three-ball for Wright,
Two Wilks dunks,
And a triple-double for Yancy.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Mick Cronin gave to me,
Eight blocks for Thomas,
Seven boards for Biggy,
Six Seans a shooting,
FIVE FIRST TEAM STUDS!
Four top recruits,
Three-ball for Wright,
Two Wilks dunks,
And a triple-double for Yancy.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Mick Cronin gave to me,
Nine Jacksons hustling,
Eight blocks for Thomas,
Seven boards for Biggy,
Six Seans a shooting,
FIVE FIRST TEAM STUDS!
Four top recruits,
Three-ball for Wright,
Two Wilks dunks,
And a triple-double for Yancy.

On the tenth day of Christmas, Mick Cronin gave to me,
Ten Dixons driving,
Nine Jacksons hustling,
Eight blocks for Thomas,
Seven boards for Biggy,
Six Seans a shooting,
FIVE FIRST TEAM STUDS!
Four top recruits,
Three-ball for Wright,
Two Wilks dunks,
And a triple-double for Yancy.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Mick Cronin gave to me,
Eleven Parkers popping,
Ten Dixons driving,
Nine Jacksons hustling,
Eight blocks for Thomas,
Seven boards for Biggy,
Six Seans a shooting,
FIVE FIRST TEAM STUDS!
Four top recruits,
Three-ball for Wright,
Two Wilks dunks,
And a triple-double for Yancy.

On the twelth day of Christmas, Mick Cronin gave to me,
Twelve wins in March,
Eleven Parkers popping,
Ten Dixons driving,
Nine Jacksons hustling,
Eight blocks for Thomas,
Seven boards for Biggy,
Six Seans a shooting,
FIVE FIRST TEAM STUDS!
Four top recruits,
Three-ball for Wright,
Two Wilks dunks,
And a triple-double for Yancy!!!!


If that version doesn't suit you, there's always this.


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